Things I swore I would never say to my kids!

When I was a kid, usually when I was in trouble, I would defiantly proclaim, "I hate it when you say that to me. I will never say that when I am a mom, and I have my own kids!!!!" Never say never, because now I have been eating some mighty tasty humble pie! Here are some things I swore I would never, under any circumstances, say to my kids!

• Just a minute.
• When it is your car, you can listen to whatever music you want.
• Don't make me come in there.
• Stop crying or I will give you something to cry about.
• I don't care if all your friends have one.
• My house, my rules.
• Because I said so, that's why.
• If I had a nickel for every time I said no to that, I would be rich.
  
• If your friends jump off a cliff, are you going to follow?
• Were you raised in a barn? Close the door.
• In or out, you decide or I will decide for you.
• Are you going to wear that?
• You're grounded.
• You just wait until your Dad gets home.
• Money doesn't grow on trees.
• No, you can't sit with your friends during church.
• You will sit there until you finish your supper.
• I hope you have a kid just like you one day.
  
• Friends come and go, but families are forever.
• Cleanliness is next to godliness.
• If I have to clean up your toys, I will throw them away.
• I may be the meanest mom, but I am the only one you've got.
• Don't roll your eyes at me.
• Look at me when I talk to you.
• If you stick your lip out like that, a bird will come poop on it.
• I can't be in two places at one time.